JOE CHRISTIANSON
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Joe Christianson loves telling jokes. From Fargo, North Dakota, Joe was raised on equal parts Ole and Lena jokes and Monty Python tapes, and it shows in material that's half vaudeville and half just weird. Now moved on to Minneapolis, Joe is hitting up clubs and one-nighters all throughout the Midwest. Whether featuring for a national headliner or yelling at drunks at a county fair, Joe's having the time of his life and hopes to meet you along the way.
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Some of my favorite Jokes:
The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh? - Jack Handey
I went to a doctor, all he did was suck blood from my neck. Don't go see Dr. Acula. - Mitch Hedberg
Did you know that you are more likely to be attacked by a domesticated pig then a shark? -- especially if you swim in pig infested waters - Doug Benson
I recently had a fortune cookie that read "You will die alone" .. pff .. yeah... "in bed!" - Jim Hamilton
I just got back from a Cher concert. If you guys haven't seen Cher, then you haven't lived... with your aunt and her girlfriend. - Angelo Bowers
Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. - Tommy Cooper
Tom Cruise's pre-nup lets him keep his money, the kids and Kate Holmes - Anthony Jeselnik
I finally managed to see the season premiere of Game of Thrones. I guessed Hodor's HBO-Go password on the first try. - Bryan Donaldson
The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh? - Jack Handey
I went to a doctor, all he did was suck blood from my neck. Don't go see Dr. Acula. - Mitch Hedberg
Did you know that you are more likely to be attacked by a domesticated pig then a shark? -- especially if you swim in pig infested waters - Doug Benson
I recently had a fortune cookie that read "You will die alone" .. pff .. yeah... "in bed!" - Jim Hamilton
I just got back from a Cher concert. If you guys haven't seen Cher, then you haven't lived... with your aunt and her girlfriend. - Angelo Bowers
Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. - Tommy Cooper
Tom Cruise's pre-nup lets him keep his money, the kids and Kate Holmes - Anthony Jeselnik
I finally managed to see the season premiere of Game of Thrones. I guessed Hodor's HBO-Go password on the first try. - Bryan Donaldson
